You're So Southern If

…You spent your weekend scoping out falling down barns so you might have "real" wood to help build your own

…You crept down Sparta Pike today (a.k.a. Highway 70)  both in laughter and in awe of how (SO not a mile) that Watertown Mile-LongYard Sale thing really was

…You find yourself instinctively flipping up your left hand (from the steering wheel of your vehicle, no less) waving ever so slightly at the cars coming at you in the other lane

…The first thing you heard waking up this morning was a rooster; the last thing --a hoot owl

…You actually Like washing dishes by hand (cause it gives you time to think)

…You can't wait to get home to hug something (be it your husband, your pups or your kids--be they 2 legged or 4-legged) cause at least it means you're home.